Question by Victor: Should I tell my wife all of my business trip plans?
In between China and India I am planning to stop over a few days in Phuket, Thailand, where I will probably lay on the beach with topless European women and cruise several nightclubs that are packed with Thai prostitutes. I may possibly rent a motor scooter so that I can take one or more of them back to my hotel room.
I also hope to snorkel, either at the north end of Kata beach or off of Phi Phi island.
Would it be practical for me to elaborate with my wife on the details of this weekend stopover in the middle of my lengthy and important business trip?
Answer by I’m Alan Partridge
Tell her everything. Make her jealous as hell.
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